“When a beloved cat was stolen from a bodega in Brooklyn, our detectives were on the thief’s tail.”

A bodega cat. A very bad catnap.
A comeback the internet won't forget.
Someone stole a beloved Brooklyn bodega cat. Detectives followed the trail. The cat made it home.
In our version, he came back with a new job: chief of doing absolutely nothing. The internet handles the rest.
They found the cat. We found our mascot.
A little plan for a cat with a lot of attitude.
Bring the story onchain.
Launch $FCAT. Open the doors.
Gather the bodega regulars.
Make memes. Spread the legend.
More places. More pawprints.
Let the community write the next chapter.